oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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