whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Houston, we have a blender
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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