I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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