Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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