Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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