I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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