OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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