they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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