god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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