If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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