Please, let me fuck your mom
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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