Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
