You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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