It's Friday. Sex?
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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