you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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