i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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