That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
