I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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