If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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