everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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