Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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