omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I think my nap took me to another dimension
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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