Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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