help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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