so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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