wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Damn victory sex feels great
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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