It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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