I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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