Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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