I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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