normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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