Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Betty ford says i'm here all night
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
it glows. i had to have it.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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