I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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