You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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