He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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