with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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