Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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