brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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