she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Use "feeling words"
Yay
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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