I saw his package. It spoke to me.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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