Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
it was like eating out sand paper
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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