Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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