It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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