When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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