Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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