Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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