Already got asked if we're dating
plz talk dirty to me
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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