i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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