I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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