I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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